bootyindernacht:

i like to describe myself as an ayyyyyysexual

not into sex, really into puns

haru-dragneel:

Sakurai is everywhere…

haru-dragneel:

Sakurai is everywhere…

brook:

straight dudes freak out if  girls have a nanometer of hair on their legs but think trimming your pubes so girls dont have to inhale your nasty ass bush every time they go down on you is “gay”

Me: Heyyyy baby *hugs cat*
Cat: *paws me*
Cat: *bites me*
Cat: *kicks me*
Cat: *scratches me*
Cat: *runs away immediately*
Me:
Me: *looks down the bleeding hands*
Me: Cats are
Me: the best

morgansea:

Princess Jellyfish Cover Art

noobling:

person: Pokemon is such a childish game, why are you playing it?

me: 

me: 

me: image

The thing about reality is that it’s still there waiting for you the next morning.